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		<title>Snuggie Parody?</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2012/02/snuggie-parody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is a Snuggie parody? The answer to this question lies not in the most obvious pathways. The year 2012 is now upon us and our group is still alive and growing. Our electronic communications have not been updated in some time, but all followers of the cult know that time is merely an illusion. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is a Snuggie parody?  The answer to this question lies not in the most obvious pathways.</p>
<p>The year 2012 is now upon us and our group is still alive and growing.  Our electronic communications have not been updated in some time, but all followers of the cult know that time is merely an illusion. </p>
<p>At the quantum levels we are constantly connected.  Information if free flowing and readily understood by those within the fabric circle.<span id="more-117"></span></p>
<p>The variety of the products do not matter.  Members of the assemblage are allowed, whether they want a Justin Bieber Snuggie or ones of another type.  The inclusiveness is of importance to the functioning of the whole.</p>
<p>Winter is upon us in many regions.  Seasons change, but the power of the functioning maintains and goes on and on.</p>
<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/i7mri.jpg" alt="snuggie light" /></p>
<p>Who can predict the future ways?  Listen up now &#8211; the better thing to query would be who cannot.  Once you are in tune with the walkway of excellence, then you will understand and know the proper, then it will be as apparent as the sun above the planet.</p>
<p>In essence, the clearness is most understood when the people and beings of the universe make the appropriate considerations.  Where?  Why?  Just feel and be.  </p>
<p>Stay warm and follow the road.</p>
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		<title>Snuggie Pattern for Adults &#8211; SHOCKING Photos</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2010/03/snuggie-pattern-for-adults-shocking-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2010/03/snuggie-pattern-for-adults-shocking-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Snuggie pattern for adults is part of the behavioral code of excellence for Snuggie cultists in settings of a public nature. Images directed at a posterior region are only shocking to the uninitiated. That which some cannot understand is but a doorway from which a unified path springs forth unto the great universe. Snuggie [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snuggiecult8585.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-86" title="snuggiecult8585" src="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snuggiecult8585-300x185.jpg" alt="snuggie cultists" width="300" height="185" /></a></p>
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<div class="ad" style="text-align: left;">The Snuggie pattern for adults is part of the behavioral code of excellence for Snuggie cultists in settings of a public nature.  Images directed at a posterior region are only shocking to the uninitiated.  That which some cannot understand is but a doorway from which a unified path springs forth unto the great universe.  Snuggie colors and patterns play a prominent role in society and the expansionary goals will continue as sure as the moon will continue its phases.</div>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snuggiecult85861.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-101" title="snuggiecult8586" src="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snuggiecult85861-219x300.jpg" alt="snuggie behind" width="219" height="300" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snuggiecult85871.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-102" title="snuggiecult8587" src="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snuggiecult85871-192x300.jpg" alt="snuggie butt" width="192" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>Weezer Snuggie Letterman &#8211; band Weezer joins Snuggie Cult</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/11/weezer-snuggie-letterman-band-weezer-joins-snuggie-cult/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/11/weezer-snuggie-letterman-band-weezer-joins-snuggie-cult/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weezer, purveyors of the rock n&#8217; roll musicality, have enlisted themselves into the expansion of the Snuggie dimensions.  The path of the drum, guitar and bass is mighty and will assist in propelling the embroidered empire further and further.  The journey is a maze that can confuse those without comprehension.  Let the greatness of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weezer, purveyors of the rock n&#8217; roll musicality, have enlisted themselves into the expansion of the Snuggie dimensions.  The path of the drum, guitar and bass is mighty and will assist in propelling the embroidered empire further and further.  The journey is a maze that can confuse those without comprehension.  Let the greatness of the fabric be the way to illustrate the path.</p>
<p>We command you to click on &#8220;more&#8230;&#8221; below to witness the video footage of amazement :</p>
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		<title>Snuggie Cult makes Snuggie History at Dragon*Con</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/09/snuggie-cult-makes-snuggie-history-at-dragoncon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/09/snuggie-cult-makes-snuggie-history-at-dragoncon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snuggiecult.com/?p=67</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Snuggie history was further established as a prominent Snuggie Cult assemblage infiltrated the conning of the dragons gathering. A glimpse of the future society was seen by all as the unit, dressed in splendid garment level z uniforms, roamed around among the commoners. The unfolding continues to happen and spread further and further. Go forward [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snugcon5.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-68 alignright" title="snugcon5" src="http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snugcon5-300x184.jpg" alt="snuggie cult dragon con" width="300" height="184" /></a>Snuggie history was further established as a prominent Snuggie Cult assemblage infiltrated the conning of the dragons gathering.</p>
<p>A glimpse of the future society was seen by all as the unit, dressed in splendid garment level z uniforms, roamed around among the commoners.  The unfolding continues to happen and spread further and further.</p>
<p>Go forward into the day and night.  The profound ways are here.  Make slow to the fast, medium, fast to the slow.  Dragons may be there, but you are here in the now.  The power of the fabric, moo like a cow.  The intensity is efficacious!!</p>
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		<title>Snuggie For Dogs</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/08/snuggie-for-dogs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is the Snuggie for Dogs a real product?  Yes, they most definitely are.  All members are encouraged to buy them as soon as possible for their canine companions. Buy one and you will get one free, along with two free recordable dog tags! The ways of the cult are mighty and astonishing.  A natural extension [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Is the<strong> Snuggie for Dogs</strong> a real product?  Yes, they most definitely are.  All members are encouraged to buy them as soon as possible for their canine companions.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Buy one and you will get one free, along with two free recordable dog tags!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The ways of the cult are mighty and astonishing.  A natural extension is to go further into the animal realms.  Do not focus on the questions without answers.  Keep your pets warm and in comfortable alignment.  The power and the opportunity is there for abundance.  The course is set and unfolding according to plan.  Join the proper track or else you will venture into uncharted schism.  Obey and move forward.  Woof, woof, woof!</p>
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		<title>Snuggie Cult Video Intergalactic</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/07/snuggie-cult-video-intergalactic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/07/snuggie-cult-video-intergalactic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snuggiecult.com/?p=37</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Loyal citizens : a Snuggie Cult Video of an intergalactic nature has surfaced from the inner and outer realms.  Take heed and continue your exercises to support the ways. For your visual observation, below is the priority for you to witness : The known is unknown and the path points ahead.  May the Snuggie be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Loyal citizens : a <strong>Snuggie Cult Video</strong> of an intergalactic nature has surfaced from the inner and outer realms.  Take heed and continue your exercises to support the ways.</p>
<p>For your visual observation, below is the priority for you to witness :</p>
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<p>The known is unknown and the path points ahead.  May the Snuggie be with you!</p>
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		<title>Snuggie Pattern to Life</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/07/snuggie-pattern-to-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ways of the cloth are mysterious and not easily understood by all.  There is a Snuggie pattern to all of existence.  Engage that which you know needs the engaging. Exist not for one, but for the all.  Enter into oneness with the infomercial zone of awesomeness.  Stay strong and respect the awareness.  Stay aware [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ways of the cloth are mysterious and not easily understood by all.  There is a <strong>Snuggie pattern</strong> to all of existence.  Engage that which you know needs the engaging.</p>
<p>Exist not for one, but for the all.  Enter into oneness with the infomercial zone of awesomeness.  Stay strong and respect the awareness.  Stay aware and respect your strength.  Your brush with greatness is timely and proper.</p>
<p>Go forward into the day and then relax when the time for it comes to you.  Use your hands to read a book or to use a laptop while staying warm at the same time.</p>
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		<title>Recrudescence</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/06/recrudescence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have returned from the sabbatical into the mountainous region.  The great ones have informed that now is the time to expand our electronical presence. Our infiltration into society continues at a steadfast rate.  We must give thanks and continue our progress. The fabric of the cloth is the fabric of humankind.  Stay strong and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/todaysnug.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-19" title="todaysnug" src="http://snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/todaysnug-300x224.jpg" alt="todaysnug" width="180" height="134" /></a> We have returned from the sabbatical into the mountainous region.  The great ones have informed that now is the time to expand our electronical presence.</p>
<p>Our infiltration into society continues at a steadfast rate.  We must give thanks and continue our progress.</p>
<p>The fabric of the cloth is the fabric of humankind.  Stay strong and follow the path.</p>
<p>Onward goes the journey.</p>
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		<title>Reminder &#8211; Obey the Light</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/06/reminder-obey-the-light/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please be sure you are peering into your light at the designated times throughout each calendar day.  As we know, the Snuggie light is the communicative gateway to the other zone.  There are no excuses.  We do not wish to have to review this matter ever again. Just like the Snuggie blankets are much more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-10 alignleft" title="snuggielight2" src="http://snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/snuggielight2.jpg" alt="Keep your light with you at all times." width="250" height="188" /></p>
<p>Please be sure you are peering into your light at the designated times throughout each calendar day.  As we know, the Snuggie light is the communicative gateway to the other zone.  There are no excuses.  We do not wish to have to review this matter ever again.</p>
<p>Just like the Snuggie blankets are much more than an item of fleece or clothing, so be it that the light is vast in its importance.  How to make sure one follows the plan should never be in question.</p>
<p>Keep your light with you at all times.  One does not wish to end up like those as seen on tv, such as the criminals featured on the newscasts.</p>
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		<title>Hello Cult Members and Outsiders!</title>
		<link>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/06/hello-cult-members-and-outsiders/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/06/hello-cult-members-and-outsiders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snuggie Cult Leader</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After an intense group meeting, we have decided to change the format of the site to the current structure. Stay strong and be aware of the black moon on the horizon.  Buy a Snuggie, buy Snuggies, obey the light.  Do not worry about those who will not understand our ways.]]></description>
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<p>Stay strong and be aware of the black moon on the horizon.  Buy a Snuggie, buy Snuggies, obey the light.  Do not worry about those who will not understand our ways.</p>
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