What is a Snuggie parody? The answer to this question lies not in the most obvious pathways. The year 2012 is now upon us and our group is still alive and growing. Our electronic communications have not been updated in some time, but all followers of the cult know that time is merely an illusion. [...]
Weezer, purveyors of the rock n’ roll musicality, have enlisted themselves into the expansion of the Snuggie dimensions. The path of the drum, guitar and bass is mighty and will assist in propelling the embroidered empire further and further. The journey is a maze that can confuse those without comprehension. Let the greatness of the [...]
Snuggie history was further established as a prominent Snuggie Cult assemblage infiltrated the conning of the dragons gathering. A glimpse of the future society was seen by all as the unit, dressed in splendid garment level z uniforms, roamed around among the commoners. The unfolding continues to happen and spread further and further. Go forward [...]
Is the Snuggie for Dogs a real product? Yes, they most definitely are. All members are encouraged to buy them as soon as possible for their canine companions. Buy one and you will get one free, along with two free recordable dog tags! The ways of the cult are mighty and astonishing. A natural extension [...]
Loyal citizens : a Snuggie Cult Video of an intergalactic nature has surfaced from the inner and outer realms. Take heed and continue your exercises to support the ways. For your visual observation, below is the priority for you to witness : The known is unknown and the path points ahead. May the Snuggie be [...]
The ways of the cloth are mysterious and not easily understood by all. There is a Snuggie pattern to all of existence. Engage that which you know needs the engaging. Exist not for one, but for the all. Enter into oneness with the infomercial zone of awesomeness. Stay strong and respect the awareness. Stay aware [...]
We have returned from the sabbatical into the mountainous region. The great ones have informed that now is the time to expand our electronical presence. Our infiltration into society continues at a steadfast rate. We must give thanks and continue our progress. The fabric of the cloth is the fabric of humankind. Stay strong and [...]
Please be sure you are peering into your light at the designated times throughout each calendar day. As we know, the Snuggie light is the communicative gateway to the other zone. There are no excuses. We do not wish to have to review this matter ever again. Just like the Snuggie blankets are much more [...]
After an intense group meeting, we have decided to change the format of the site to the current structure. Stay strong and be aware of the black moon on the horizon. Buy a Snuggie, buy Snuggies, obey the light. Do not worry about those who will not understand our ways.