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Recrudescence

We have returned from the sabbatical into the mountainous region.  The great ones have informed that now is the time to expand our electronical presence.
Our infiltration into society continues at a steadfast rate.  We must give thanks and continue our progress.
The fabric of the cloth is the fabric of humankind.  Stay strong and follow [...]

Reminder – Obey the Light

Please be sure you are peering into your light at the designated times throughout each calendar day.  As we know, the Snuggie light is the communicative gateway to the other zone.  There are no excuses.  We do not wish to have to review this matter ever again.
Just like the Snuggie blankets are much more than [...]

Hello Cult Members and Outsiders!

After an intense group meeting, we have decided to change the format of the site to the current structure.
Stay strong and be aware of the black moon on the horizon.  Buy a Snuggie, buy Snuggies, obey the light.  Do not worry about those who will not understand our ways.